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                      7: .ds f2 "February 24, 1986
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                      9: How to Use USENET Effectively
                     10: .au
                     11: Matt Bishop
                     12: .ai
                     13: Research Institute for Advanced Computer Science
                     14: Mail Stop 230-5
                     15: NASA Ames Research Center
                     16: Moffett Field, CA  94035
                     17: .bt
                     18: .hn
                     19: Introduction
                     20: .pg
                     21: USENET is a worldwide bulletin board system
                     22: in which thousands of computers pass articles back and forth.
                     23: Of necessity,
                     24: customs have sprung up enabling very diverse people and groups
                     25: to communicate peaceably and effectively using USENET.
                     26: These customs are for the most part written,
                     27: but are scattered over several documents
                     28: that can be difficult to find;
                     29: in any case,
                     30: even if a new user can find all the documents,
                     31: he most likely will have neither the time nor the inclination
                     32: to read them all.
                     33: This document is intended to collect all these conventions into one place,
                     34: thereby making it easy for new users
                     35: to learn about the world of USENET.
                     36: (Old-timers,
                     37: too,
                     38: will benefit from reading this.)
                     39: .pg
                     40: You should read this document and understand it thoroughly
                     41: before you even think about posting anything.
                     42: If you have questions,
                     43: please ask your USENET administrator (who
                     44: can usually be reached by sending mail to
                     45: .i usenet )
                     46: or a more knowledgeable USENET user.
                     47: Believe me,
                     48: you will save yourself a lot of grief.
                     49: .pg
                     50: The mechanics of posting an article to USENET are explained in
                     51: Mark Horton's excellent paper
                     52: .i "How to Read the Network News" ;
                     53: if you have not read that yet,
                     54: stop here and do so.
                     55: A lot of what follows depends on your knowing (at least vaguely)
                     56: the mechanics of posting news.
                     57: .pg
                     58: Before we discuss these customs,
                     59: we ought to look at the history of USENET,
                     60: what it is today,
                     61: and why we need these conventions.
                     62: .hn
                     63: All About USENET
                     64: .pg
                     65: USENET began on a set of computers in North Carolina's Research Triangle.
                     66: The programs involved
                     67: (known as \*(lqnetnews\*(rq then,
                     68: and \*(lqA news\*(rq now)
                     69: exchanged messages;
                     70: it was a small, multi-computer bulletin board system.
                     71: As time passed,
                     72: administrators of other systems began to connect their computers
                     73: to this bulletin board system.
                     74: The network grew.
                     75: Then,
                     76: at Berkeley, the news programs were rewritten
                     77: (this version became known as \*(lqB news\*(rq)
                     78: and the format changed to conform to ARPA standards
                     79: (again,
                     80: this became the \*(lqB protocol for news\*(rq.\*(dg)
                     81: .fn
                     82: .lp \*(dg \w'\*(dg\ 'u
                     83: See
                     84: .i
                     85: Standard for Interchange of USENET Messages
                     86: .r
                     87: for a description of the two formats.
                     88: .ef
                     89: This version of news was very widely distributed,
                     90: and at this point USENET began to take on its current shape.
                     91: .pg
                     92: USENET is a
                     93: .i logical
                     94: network
                     95: (as opposed to a
                     96: .i physical
                     97: network.)
                     98: It is also a very amorphous network,
                     99: in that there is no central administration or controlling site.
                    100: There is not even an official list of members,
                    101: although there is a very complete unofficial one.
                    102: A site gets access to USENET by finding some other site already on USENET
                    103: that it can connect to and exchange news articles.
                    104: So long as this second site (called a
                    105: .i neighbor
                    106: of the first site)
                    107: remains willing and able to pass articles to and from the first site,
                    108: the first site is on USENET.
                    109: A site leaves the USENET only when no one is willing or able
                    110: to pass articles to,
                    111: or accept articles from,
                    112: it.
                    113: .pg
                    114: As a result,
                    115: USENET has no equivalent of a \*(lqsysop\*(rq
                    116: or central authority controlling the bulletin board.
                    117: What little control is exercised is wielded by the person at each site
                    118: who is responsible for maintaining the USENET connecions
                    119: (this person is called the \*(lqUSENET administrator.\*(rq)
                    120: Because most USENET administrators are (relatively) new to USENET,
                    121: and because administering USENET locally involves a great deal of work,
                    122: most USENET administrators tend to follow the lead of other,
                    123: more experienced,
                    124: administrators
                    125: (often known somewhat irreverently as \*(lqnet gurus.\*(rq)
                    126: This is not an abdication of responsibility,
                    127: but a means of keeping the amount of work little enough
                    128: so it can be done without interfering with the local USENET administrator's job.
                    129: An example of this is the list of currently active newsgroups
                    130: circulated every month or so.
                    131: It is not \*(lqofficial\*(rq \-
                    132: no one has that authority \-
                    133: but as the maintainer is doing the work that every other USENET administrator
                    134: would have to do otherwise,
                    135: it is accepted as a valid list.
                    136: If the maintainer changes the list in a way
                    137: another USENET administrator finds unacceptable,
                    138: that administrator can simply ignore the list.
                    139: (Incidentally, the \*(lqnet gurus\*(rq became known as such
                    140: because of the work they have contributed to USENET.
                    141: Their experience is a valuable resource for each USENET administrator.)
                    142: .pg
                    143: Because the USENET has grown so wildly,
                    144: a number of problems have appeared.
                    145: One of these problems is technical,
                    146: and a number of the conventions this document describes
                    147: spring from attempts to keep this problem under control.
                    148: .pg
                    149: The technical problem arises due to the transport mechanism used by most USENET sites.
                    150: Most computers on USENET do not have access to large-area networks like
                    151: ARPANET.
                    152: As a result the only viable transport mechanism these sites can use
                    153: is a set of programs collectively known as UUCP
                    154: and which communicate over dialup telephone lines.
                    155: Initially,
                    156: news programs generated one UUCP command per article.
                    157: With the explosion of the USENET,
                    158: the number of articles simply swamped many sites;
                    159: phone lines would be tied up all day transmitting news,
                    160: and many articles would be processed at the same time,
                    161: slowing down the computers noticeably.
                    162: .pg
                    163: The solution was to batch messages.
                    164: This way,
                    165: many articles are sent via UUCP with one command,
                    166: and the command on the receiving machine would split the file
                    167: into separate articles,
                    168: which could then be processed individually.
                    169: While this increased the size of the files being sent,
                    170: it cut down on the number of UUCP commands sent,
                    171: and since sending a command involves quite a bit of overhead,
                    172: this decreased the duration of phone calls,
                    173: and to a lesser degree the load on the computer.
                    174: At some sites,
                    175: such as Purdue,
                    176: this was not quite enough,
                    177: so a simple spooler was implemented to process the individual articles
                    178: one at a time.
                    179: This reduced the system load to a very acceptable amount.
                    180: .pg
                    181: However,
                    182: the problem has not gone away by any means.
                    183: In one sense it has become worse;
                    184: as more articles are posted to the network,
                    185: phone costs and system loads averages increase,
                    186: and system administrators require USENET administrators to cut back
                    187: or eliminate newsgroups and
                    188: to transmit news only at night
                    189: (which means long propagation delays).
                    190: In short,
                    191: everyone who has anything to do with administering any USENET site
                    192: is very concerned about the future of USENET,
                    193: both in general
                    194: and at his own site.
                    195: .pg
                    196: Many of the rules you will read address this concern.
                    197: The fear that USENET may collapse is not a bogeyman,
                    198: but very real.
                    199: We hope it will not collapse,
                    200: and the rules below outline some ways to prevent problems
                    201: and increase the likelihood
                    202: that enough sites will remain on USENET to keep it alive.
                    203: There is no central authority that can force you to follow them,
                    204: but by doing so you will help keep USENET a valuable resource
                    205: to the computer community.
                    206: .hn
                    207: Deciding to Post
                    208: .pg
                    209: Before you decide to post an article,
                    210: you should consider a few things.
                    211: .hn 2
                    212: Do not repeat postings
                    213: .pg
                    214: This applies even if you did not post the information the first time around.
                    215: If you know the answer to a question someone asked,
                    216: first read the followups, and if you have something more to contribute,
                    217: mail it to the questioner;
                    218: if you think it should be seen by others,
                    219: ask the questioner to summarize the answers he receives in a subsequent article.
                    220: One of the biggest problems on USENET is that
                    221: many copies of the same answer to a simple question are posted.
                    222: .pg
                    223: If you want to repost something because you believe
                    224: it did not get to other USENET sites due to transmission problems
                    225: (this happens sometimes,
                    226: but a lot less often than commonly believed),
                    227: do some checking before you repost.
                    228: If you have a friend at another USENET site,
                    229: call him and ask if the article made it to his site.
                    230: Ask your USENET administrator if he knows of any problems in the USENET;
                    231: there are special newsgroups to which USENET administrators subscribe
                    232: in which problems are reported,
                    233: or he can contact his counterparts at other sites for information.
                    234: Finally,
                    235: if you decide you must repost it,
                    236: indicate in the article subject that it is a reposting,
                    237: and say why you are reposting it
                    238: (if you don't,
                    239: you'll undoubtedly get some very nasty mail.)
                    240: .pg
                    241: Reposting announcements of products or services is flatly forbidden.
                    242: Doing so may convince other sites to turn off your USENET access.
                    243: .pg
                    244: When school starts,
                    245: hoards of new users descend upon the USENET
                    246: asking questions.
                    247: Many of these questions have been asked,
                    248: and answered,
                    249: literally thousands of times since USENET began.
                    250: The most common of these questions,
                    251: and their answers,
                    252: have been collected in the hope that
                    253: the new users will read them and not re-post the same questions.
                    254: So,
                    255: if you want to ask a question,
                    256: check Appendix I
                    257: .b "Answers to Frequently Asked Questions" ) (
                    258: to be sure it isn't one that has been asked and answered
                    259: literally hundreds of times before you started reading the USENET.
                    260: .hn 2
                    261: Do not post anything when upset, angry, or intoxicated
                    262: .pg
                    263: Posting an article is a lot like driving a car \-
                    264: you have to be in control of yourself.
                    265: Postings which begin \*(lqJane,
                    266: you ignorant slut, ...\*(rq
                    267: are very definitely considered in poor taste\*(dg.
                    268: .fn
                    269: \*(dg Unless you are critiquing
                    270: .i "Saturday Night Live" .
                    271: .ef
                    272: Unfortunately,
                    273: they are also far too common.
                    274: .pg
                    275: The psychology of this is interesting.
                    276: One popular belief is that since we interact with USENET via computers,
                    277: we all often forget that a computer did not do the posting;
                    278: a human did.
                    279: A contributing factor is that you don't have to look the target of abuse
                    280: in the eye when you post an abusive message;
                    281: eye-to-eye contact has an amazing effect on inhibiting obnoxious behavior.
                    282: As a result,
                    283: discussions on the USENET often degenerate into a catfight
                    284: far more readily than would a face-to-face discussion.
                    285: .pg
                    286: Before you post an article,
                    287: think a minute;
                    288: decide whether or not you are upset,
                    289: angry,
                    290: or high.
                    291: If you are,
                    292: wait until you calm down (or come down) before deciding to post something.
                    293: Then think about whether or not you really want to post it.
                    294: You will be amazed what waiting a day or even a few hours can do
                    295: for your perspective.
                    296: .pg
                    297: Bear in mind that
                    298: shouting hasn't convinced anyone of anything
                    299: since the days of Charlemagne,
                    300: and being abusive makes people hold even more tenaciously
                    301: to their ideas or opinions.
                    302: Gentleness,
                    303: courtesy,
                    304: and eloquence are far more persuasive;
                    305: not only do they indicate you have enough confidence in your words
                    306: to allow them to speak for you,
                    307: but also they indicate a respect for your audience.
                    308: This in turn makes it easier for your audience to like or respect you \-
                    309: and people tend to be far more interested in,
                    310: and receptive to,
                    311: arguments advanced by those they like or respect
                    312: than by writers who are abusive.
                    313: Finally,
                    314: remember that some discussions or situations simply cannot be resolved.
                    315: Because people are different,
                    316: agreed-upon facts often lead to wildly different feelings and conclusions.
                    317: These differences are what makes life so wonderful;
                    318: were we all alike,
                    319: the world would be a very boring place.
                    320: So,
                    321: don't get frantic;
                    322: relax and enjoy the discussion.
                    323: Who knows,
                    324: you might even learn something!
                    325: .hn 2
                    326: Be sure your posting is appropriate to USENET
                    327: .pg
                    328: Some things are inappropriate to post to USENET.
                    329: Discussing whether or not some other discussion is appropriate,
                    330: or if it is in the right newsgroup,
                    331: is an example.
                    332: Invariably,
                    333: the \*(lqmeta-discussion\*(rq generates so many articles
                    334: that the discussion is simply overwhelmed and vanishes;
                    335: but the meta-discussion lingers on for several weeks,
                    336: driving most of the readers of that newsgroup
                    337: out of their collective minds.
                    338: Help preserve the sanity of your fellow USENET readers
                    339: by mailing such comments to the people involved,
                    340: rather than posting them.
                    341: .pg
                    342: Another example of inappropriate postings is the infamous
                    343: \*(lqspelling flame.\*(rq
                    344: Every few months someone takes another poster to task
                    345: for poor spelling or grammar.
                    346: Soon,
                    347: everyone jumps on the bandwagon,
                    348: tearing apart one another's postings for such errors.
                    349: To put it mildly,
                    350: this angers almost everyone involved
                    351: for no real reason.
                    352: Please remember that we all make mistakes,
                    353: and there are a lot of people for whom English is a second language.
                    354: So,
                    355: try to keep your spelling and grammar comments to yourself \-
                    356: but if you find you simply cannot,
                    357: mail them to the poster rather than posting them.
                    358: .pg
                    359: Far more insidious are requests similar to
                    360: \*(lqHow can I splice into the local cable TV transmission line?\*(rq
                    361: Posting to USENET is akin to publishing,
                    362: so don't ask for or post instructions on how to do something illegal.
                    363: And please don't quote the First Amendment,
                    364: or the laws allowing freedom of speech in your country;
                    365: while the posting programs will not stop you,
                    366: the aftermath could be very unpleasant \-
                    367: lawsuits and court trials usually are,
                    368: and the USENET would certainly collapse as sites dropped from it
                    369: to protect themselves from legal liability.
                    370: You wouldn't want that on your conscience,
                    371: would you?
                    372: Of course not.
                    373: .pg
                    374: Related to this is the next rule.
                    375: .hn 2
                    376: Do not post other people's work without permission
                    377: .pg
                    378: Posting something to USENET puts it in the public domain
                    379: for all practical purposes.
                    380: So,
                    381: be careful about posting things like
                    382: .ux -related
                    383: material (specifically source code) or company documents;
                    384: consider licensing and nondisclosure agreements first. Some people regard
                    385: the posting of  \*(lqdiffs\*(rq based on licensed code to be a suitable
                    386: compromise, as they are only useful to those who have the base code already.
                    387: .pg
                    388: Copyrighted works are a separate problem.
                    389: Both United States and international law provide protection
                    390: for copyrighted works;
                    391: other than short extracts for purposes of criticism,
                    392: you cannot copy a copyrighted work in whole or in part
                    393: without permission of the copyright holder
                    394: (who may,
                    395: or may not,
                    396: be the author.)
                    397: Without this protection,
                    398: artists could not make any money and hence would have limited incentive
                    399: to make the fruits of their art available at all.
                    400: Posting a copyrighted work without permission is theft,
                    401: even though the property stolen is not tangible in most cases.
                    402: Hence,
                    403: posting movie and book reviews,
                    404: song lyrics,
                    405: or anything else which is copyrighted
                    406: without the permission of the copyright holder,
                    407: could cause you personally,
                    408: your company,
                    409: or the USENET itself
                    410: to be held liable for damages.
                    411: Please be very careful that you obey the law
                    412: when posting such material!
                    413: .hn 2
                    414: Don't forget that opinions are those of the poster and not his employer.
                    415: .pg
                    416: Every so often,
                    417: someone will post a particularly disgusting article,
                    418: and a number of responses will ask
                    419: if all employees of the original poster's company
                    420: share his (revolting) opinion,
                    421: or suggest that action be taken against that company.
                    422: Please remember that all opinions or statements in articles
                    423: are to be attributed to the poster
                    424: .i only ,
                    425: and in particular, do not necessarily represent the opinions
                    426: of the poster's employer,
                    427: the owner of the computer on which the article originated,
                    428: or anyone involved with any aspect of USENET \-
                    429: and consequently the responsibility for any USENET message
                    430: rests with the poster and with no one else.
                    431: The appropriate response is not to attack the company
                    432: or its other employees;
                    433: let the poster know what you think of his posting via mail.
                    434: If the postings continue,
                    435: take advantage of the news software's presenting you
                    436: with the author's name and the subject line
                    437: and then asking if you want to see the article;
                    438: start looking for the poster's name or the offensive subject
                    439: in the articles presented to you
                    440: and skip them. If you really get offended, you can unsubscribe from a newsgroup.
                    441: .pg
                    442: Part of the price of freedom is allowing others to make fools of themselves.
                    443: You wouldn't like to be censored,
                    444: so don't advocate censorship of others.
                    445: No one is forcing you to read the postings.
                    446: .pg
                    447: In some countries,
                    448: posting or receiving certain types of articles may be a criminal offense.
                    449: As a result,
                    450: certain newsgroups which circulate freely within the United States
                    451: may not be circulated in other nations
                    452: without risking civil or criminal liabilities.
                    453: In this case,
                    454: the appropriate action for sites in that country
                    455: is neither to accept nor to transmit the newsgroup.
                    456: No site is
                    457: .i ever
                    458: forced to accept or pass on
                    459: .i any
                    460: newsgroup.
                    461: .hn 1
                    462: Where to Post
                    463: .pg
                    464: The various newsgroups and distributions
                    465: have various rules associated with their use.
                    466: This section will describe these rules
                    467: and offer suggestions on which newsgroups to post your message.
                    468: .hn 2
                    469: Keep the distribution as limited as possible
                    470: .pg
                    471: A basic principle of posting is to keep the distribution of your article
                    472: as limited as possible.
                    473: Like our modern society,
                    474: USENET is suffering from both an information glut and information pollution.
                    475: It is widely believed that the USENET will cease to function
                    476: unless we are able to cut down the quantity of articles.
                    477: One step in this direction is not to post something to places
                    478: where it will be worthless.
                    479: For example,
                    480: if you live in Hackensack,
                    481: New Jersey,
                    482: the probability of anyone in Korea wanting to buy your
                    483: 1972 Toyota is about as close to zero as you can get.
                    484: So confine your posting to the New Jersey area.
                    485: .pg
                    486: To do this,
                    487: you can either post to a local group, 
                    488: or post to a net-wide group and use the
                    489: .i distribution
                    490: feature to limit how widely your article will go.
                    491: When you give your posting program
                    492: (usually
                    493: .i postnews (1))
                    494: a distribution,
                    495: you are (in essence) saying that
                    496: machines which do not recognize that distribution
                    497: should not get the article.
                    498: (Think of it as a subgroup based on locality and you'll get the idea.)
                    499: For example,
                    500: if you are posting in the San Francisco Bay Area,
                    501: and you post your article to
                    502: .ng net.auto
                    503: but give
                    504: .ng ba
                    505: as the distribution,
                    506: the article will not be sent beyond the San Francisco Bay Area
                    507: (to which the
                    508: .ng ba
                    509: distribution is local)
                    510: even though you put it in a net-wide newsgroup.
                    511: Had you given the distribution as
                    512: .ng ca
                    513: (the California distribution),
                    514: your article would have been sent to all Californian sites on USENET.
                    515: Had you given the distribution as
                    516: .ng net ,
                    517: your article would have been sent to all sites on USENET.
                    518: .hn 2
                    519: Do not post the same article twice to different groups
                    520: .pg
                    521: If you have an article that you want to post to more than one group,
                    522: post to both at the same time.
                    523: Newer versions of the news software will show an article only once
                    524: regardless of how many newsgroups it appears in.
                    525: But if you post it once to each different group,
                    526: all versions of news software will show it once for each newsgroup.
                    527: This angers a lot of people
                    528: and wastes everybody's time.
                    529: .hn 2
                    530: Do not post to \*(lqmod.\*(rq
                    531: or \*(lqnet.announce\*(rq newsgroups
                    532: .pg
                    533: You may not post directly to certain newsgroups;
                    534: you cannot post to some at all.
                    535: Newer versions of the news software will inform you
                    536: when either of these restrictions apply,
                    537: but older versions of news software will not.
                    538: .pg
                    539: The
                    540: .ng mod.
                    541: newsgroups are
                    542: .i "bona fide"
                    543: moderated newsgroups.
                    544: If you want to have the appropriate moderator post something,
                    545: mail it to him.
                    546: (If you do not know his address,
                    547: ask your USENET administrator.
                    548: In some cases,
                    549: the software will automatically mail,
                    550: rather than post,
                    551: your article to the moderator.)
                    552: .pg
                    553: The newsgroup
                    554: .ng net.announce
                    555: and its subgroups are moderated newsgroups
                    556: designed for important announcements.
                    557: It is used to post important announcements that everyone on USENET can read.
                    558: .ng Net.general "" (
                    559: was meant to provide such a place,
                    560: but so many inappropriate messages have been posted there
                    561: that a lot of people began to unsubscribe;
                    562: hence,
                    563: this moderated newsgroup was set up.
                    564: Very few messages are posted to it,
                    565: so don't be afraid to subscribe;
                    566: you will not be overwhelmed.)
                    567: To post to this group,
                    568: mail your announcement to the moderator,
                    569: and he will either post it or suggest an alternative
                    570: (such as a more appropriate newsgroup.)
                    571: Messages for
                    572: .ng net.announce
                    573: should be short,
                    574: important enough so that everyone on USENET should see the headers,
                    575: not cross-posted to any other newsgroup,
                    576: and signed;
                    577: messages which are political,
                    578: commercial,
                    579: or religious in nature will be rejected.
                    580: .hn 2
                    581: Do not post to \*(lqnet.general\*(rq
                    582: .pg
                    583: Of course,
                    584: there are exceptions to this rule,
                    585: but almost all articles posted to
                    586: .ng net.general
                    587: do not belong there.
                    588: Only articles of general interest and importance to
                    589: .i everyone
                    590: on USENET should be posted there.
                    591: \*(lqEveryone\*(rq includes the USENET readers in Europe,
                    592: Asia,
                    593: Australia,
                    594: Canada,
                    595: the United States,
                    596: and possibly other places.
                    597: .pg
                    598: This means that announcements of services or products,
                    599: test messages,
                    600: seminar announcements,
                    601: program sources and bug reports,
                    602: requests for addresses,
                    603: and so forth do
                    604: .i not
                    605: go to
                    606: .ng net.general .
                    607: If you wish to post a follow-up to an article you saw in
                    608: .ng net.general ,
                    609: put the followup posting in
                    610: .ng net.followup .
                    611: (Again,
                    612: newer versions of news software will do this automatically,
                    613: but do not rely on this feature as your software
                    614: may be old.)
                    615: .pg
                    616: Similarly,
                    617: never post to
                    618: .ng net.general
                    619: and another newsgroup.
                    620: If your article belongs in any other newsgroup,
                    621: put it there,
                    622: and not in
                    623: .ng net.general .
                    624: (There is one exception to this rule \-
                    625: articles may be cross-posted to
                    626: .ng net.general
                    627: and
                    628: .ng net.announce .
                    629: Since
                    630: .ng net.announce
                    631: is moderated,
                    632: though,
                    633: the exception does not matter to you.)
                    634: .hn 2
                    635: Ask someone if you can't figure out where to post your article
                    636: .pg
                    637: If you cannot figure out where to post something,
                    638: look in
                    639: .ng net.announce.newusers
                    640: for the list of active newsgroups.
                    641: (This is posted biweekly.
                    642: If you can't find it,
                    643: look at the list in
                    644: .i "How to Read the Network News" ;
                    645: but be aware that list is undoubtedly out of date already.)
                    646: If your article does not seem to fit in any of the listed groups,
                    647: post it to
                    648: .ng net.misc
                    649: or don't post it.
                    650: .pg
                    651: If you still are not sure which newsgroup to post your article to,
                    652: ask an old-timer.
                    653: If your site doesn't have any old-timers
                    654: (or none of the old-timers will admit to being old-timers),
                    655: contact any of the following people:
                    656: .sd
                    657: Gene Spafford ([email protected], [email protected])
                    658: Mark Horton ([email protected])
                    659: Rick Adams ([email protected], [email protected])
                    660: Chuq Von Rospach ([email protected])
                    661: Matt Bishop ([email protected], [email protected])
                    662: .ed
                    663: We will be happy to help you.
                    664: But,
                    665: please,
                    666: do not post the article to the net before you ask us!
                    667: .hn 2
                    668: Be sure there is a consensus before creating a new newsgroup
                    669: .pg
                    670: Creating a new newsgroup is,
                    671: in general,
                    672: a very bad idea.
                    673: Currently,
                    674: there are so many articles being posted that the USENET is in dange of collapse
                    675: as site after site decides to cease to accept and retransmit certain newsgroups.
                    676: Moreover,
                    677: there is no established procedure for deleting a newsgroup,
                    678: so once created,
                    679: newsgroups tend to stay around.
                    680: They also tend to encourage people to think up new newsgroups,
                    681: and the cycle repeats.
                    682: Try to avoid thinking up new newsgroups.
                    683: .pg
                    684: If,
                    685: however,
                    686: you believe a new group should be created,
                    687: be sure you have a consensus that the group is needed
                    688: (either a mailing list has enough traffic and readers
                    689: to justify turning it into a newsgroup,
                    690: or a discussion in a current newsgroup
                    691: becomes so large for a period of time long enough
                    692: to warrant splitting it into a newsgroup.)
                    693: Then post an article to
                    694: .ng net.news.group
                    695: as well as any other groups related to your proposed new group,
                    696: and discuss the topics you are proposing be covered in your new group,
                    697: what it should be called,
                    698: whether it is
                    699: .i really
                    700: needed,
                    701: and so forth.
                    702: Try to resolve all objections,
                    703: and take into account all suggestions and comments;
                    704: finally,
                    705: have everyone mail you a \*(lqyes\*(rq or \*(lqno\*(rq vote
                    706: on whether the group should be created.
                    707: Try to get at least 40 or 50 \*(lqyes\*(rq votes before creating the group;
                    708: if you want to be safe,
                    709: get around 100.
                    710: .hn 2
                    711: Watch out for newsgroups which have special rules about posting
                    712: .pg
                    713: Some newsgroups have special rules.
                    714: This section summarizes them.
                    715: .lp net.books 20
                    716: Do not post anything revealing a plot or a plot twist
                    717: without putting the word
                    718: .cf spoiler
                    719: somewhere in the
                    720: .hf Subject
                    721: field.
                    722: This will let those who do not wish to have a surprise spoiled
                    723: skip the article.
                    724: .lp net.followup 20
                    725: This group is for followups to articles posted in
                    726: .ng net.general
                    727: or for results of surveys.
                    728: No discussions are allowed.
                    729: .lp net.jokes 20
                    730: If you want to post an offensive joke
                    731: (this includes racial,
                    732: religious,
                    733: sexual,
                    734: and scatalogical humor,
                    735: among other kinds)
                    736: rotate it.
                    737: (If you do not know what this means,
                    738: look in the section
                    739: .b "Writing Your Posting" .)
                    740: .lp net.movies 20
                    741: Do not post anything revealing a plot or a plot twist
                    742: without putting the word
                    743: .cf spoiler
                    744: in the
                    745: .hf Subject
                    746: field.
                    747: This will let those who do not wish to have a surprise spoiled
                    748: skip the article.
                    749: .lp net.news.group 20
                    750: Discussions about whether or not to create new groups,
                    751: and what to name them,
                    752: go here.
                    753: Please mail your votes to the proposer;
                    754: don't post them.
                    755: .lp net.sources 20
                    756: Source code postings go here.
                    757: Discussions are not allowed.
                    758: Do not post bug fixes here.
                    759: .lp net.sources.bugs 20
                    760: Bug reports and bug fixes to sources posted in
                    761: .ng net.sources
                    762: go here.
                    763: .lp net.test 20
                    764: Use the smallest distribution possible.
                    765: In the body of the message,
                    766: say what you are testing.
                    767: .lp net.wanted 20
                    768: Requests for things other than source code go here.
                    769: Please use the smallest distribution possible.
                    770: Post offers here,
                    771: too.
                    772: .lp net.wanted.sources 20
                    773: Requests for sources go here.
                    774: .hn 1
                    775: Writing the Article
                    776: .pg
                    777: Here are some suggestions to help you communicate effectively
                    778: with others on the USENET.
                    779: Perhaps the best advice is not to be afraid to consult a book on
                    780: writing style;
                    781: two of the best are
                    782: .i "How to Write for the World of Work"
                    783: by Cunningham and Pearsall,
                    784: and
                    785: .i "Elements of Style"
                    786: by Strunk and White.
                    787: .hn 2
                    788: Write for your audience
                    789: .pg
                    790: USENET is an international network,
                    791: and any article you post will be
                    792: .i very
                    793: widely read.
                    794: Even more importantly,
                    795: your future employers may be among the readers!
                    796: So,
                    797: try to make a good impression.
                    798: .pg
                    799: A basic principle of all writing is to write at your readers' reading level.
                    800: It is better to go below than above.
                    801: Aiming where \*(lqtheir heads ought to be\*(rq may be fine
                    802: if you are a college professor (and a lot of us would dispute even that),
                    803: but it is guaranteed to cause people to ignore your article.
                    804: Studies have shown that the average American reads at the fifth grade level
                    805: and the average professional reads at the twelfth grade level.
                    806: .hn 2
                    807: Be clear and concise
                    808: .pg
                    809: Remember that you are writing for a very busy audience;
                    810: your readers will not puzzle over your article.
                    811: So be very clear and very concise.
                    812: Be precise as well;
                    813: choose the least ambiguous word you can,
                    814: taking into account the context in which you are using the word.
                    815: Split your posting into sections and paragraphs as appropriate.
                    816: Use a descriptive title in the
                    817: .hf Subject
                    818: field,
                    819: and be sure that the title is related to the body of the article.
                    820: If the title is not related,
                    821: feel free to change it to a title that is.
                    822: .hn 2
                    823: Proofread your article
                    824: .pg
                    825: This is a matter of courtesy;
                    826: since you want others to read your article,
                    827: the least you can do is check that it says what you mean in a clear,
                    828: concise manner.
                    829: Check for typographical errors,
                    830: silly grammar errors,
                    831: and misspellings;
                    832: if you have a spelling checking program,
                    833: use it.
                    834: Also be sure the article is easy to read.
                    835: Use white space \- blanks, tabs, and newlines \-
                    836: and both upper and lower case letters.
                    837: Do not omit the definite and indefinite articles,
                    838: either;
                    839: not only do \*(lqa\*(rq,
                    840: \*(lqan\*(rq,
                    841: and \*(lqthe\*(rq make a posting much easier to read,
                    842: their omission can make a posting ambiguous.
                    843: .hn 2
                    844: Be extra careful with announcements of products or services
                    845: .pg
                    846: When writing a product or service announcement,
                    847: bear in mind that others will be paying most of the telephone bills.
                    848: So,
                    849: if you are announcing several things,
                    850: combine all the announcements into one article.
                    851: Mark the posting as a product or service announcement
                    852: in the title in the
                    853: .hf Subject
                    854: field.
                    855: Advertising hyperbole is not appropriate here;
                    856: remember that your audience is to a large degree technically literate,
                    857: and your product will stand or fall on its technical merits.
                    858: Be aware that posting obnoxious or inappropriate advertisements
                    859: is very serious and if you do it,
                    860: you may find your neighbors yanking your USENET access.
                    861: .hn 2
                    862: Indicate sarcasm and humor
                    863: .pg
                    864: Remember that people cannot see you when they read your posting;
                    865: hence,
                    866: all the subtle nuances of body and facial motion are hidden.
                    867: It can be quite difficult to tell when you are being sarcastic or humorous.
                    868: To deal with this problem,
                    869: the USENET readers and posters have developed a special sign.
                    870: Mark passages you intend to be taken as humorous with the
                    871: \*(lqsmiley face\*(rq,
                    872: while looks like this: \*(lq:\-)\*(rq.
                    873: (Think of a head facing you lying on its right side and look again
                    874: if you don't understand why that symbol was chosen.)
                    875: As for sarcasm,
                    876: there is no universal symbol for that
                    877: (unless the sarcasm is meant humorously,
                    878: in which case use the smiley face again.)
                    879: But mark your passage so everyone will realize you are being sarcastic.
                    880: .hn 2
                    881: Mark postings which spoil surprises
                    882: .pg
                    883: High on the list of obnoxious messages
                    884: are those that spoil the plot of a book or movie
                    885: by giving away an unexpected detail.
                    886: If you post such an article,
                    887: please put the word
                    888: .cf spoiler
                    889: in the
                    890: .hf Subject
                    891: field of your posting,
                    892: so people who do not wish to have a surprise ruined can skip the article.
                    893: .hn 2
                    894: Rotate offensive postings
                    895: .pg
                    896: If you feel you must post a message that may offend people,
                    897: you can do one of two things.
                    898: You can post it to the newsgroup
                    899: .ng net.flame
                    900: or you can take steps to be sure the message will only be read
                    901: by those who explicitly ask for it to be shown to them.
                    902: In the latter case,
                    903: the USENET convention is to encrypt these messages
                    904: by shifting each letter 13 characters,
                    905: so that
                    906: (for example)
                    907: \*(lqa\*(rq becomes \*(lqn\*(rq.
                    908: (In more precise terms,
                    909: this is a Caesar cipher of shift 13;
                    910: on the USENET,
                    911: it is called
                    912: .i rot13 .)
                    913: When you do this,
                    914: put the word
                    915: .cf rot13
                    916: in the
                    917: .hf Subject
                    918: field.
                    919: The news reader you are using almost certainly has a command
                    920: to encrypt and decrypt such messages;
                    921: if not,
                    922: use the
                    923: .ux
                    924: command
                    925: .sd c
                    926: tr a\-zA\-Z n\-za\-mN\-ZA\-M
                    927: .ed
                    928: .hn 2
                    929: The shorter your signature, the better
                    930: .pg
                    931: Keep signatures concise;
                    932: 2 or 3 lines are usually plenty.
                    933: Include your name and addresses on any major networks
                    934: (such as ARPANET,
                    935: BITNET,
                    936: or CSNET).
                    937: This helps people contact you quickly and easily,
                    938: usually more so than by following the return path of the article.
                    939: Do not include pictures, graphics or clever quotations that make the
                    940: signature longer; this is not the appropriate place for them,
                    941: and many sites resent paying the phone bills for such signatures.
                    942: .hn 1
                    943: Conclusion and Summary
                    944: .pg
                    945: Here is a list of the rules given above:
                    946: .si
                    947: .lp \(rh \w'\(rh\ 'u
                    948: Deciding to post
                    949: .si
                    950: .lp \(bu \w'\(bu\ 'u
                    951: Do not repeat postings
                    952: .lp \(bu \w'\(bu\ 'u
                    953: Do not post anything when upset, angry, or intoxicated
                    954: .lp \(bu \w'\(bu\ 'u
                    955: Be sure your posting is appropriate to USENET
                    956: .lp \(bu \w'\(bu\ 'u
                    957: Do not post other people's work without permission
                    958: .lp \(bu \w'\(bu\ 'u
                    959: Don't forget that opinions are those of the poster and not his company
                    960: .ei
                    961: .lp \(rh \w'\(rh\ 'u
                    962: Where to Post
                    963: .si
                    964: .lp \(bu \w'\(bu\ 'u
                    965: Keep the distribution as limited as possible
                    966: .lp \(bu \w'\(bu\ 'u
                    967: Do not post the same article twice to different groups
                    968: .lp \(bu \w'\(bu\ 'u
                    969: Do not post to
                    970: .ng mod. ,
                    971: or
                    972: .ng net.announce
                    973: newsgroups
                    974: .lp \(bu \w'\(bu\ 'u
                    975: Do not post to
                    976: .ng net.general
                    977: .lp \(bu \w'\(bu\ 'u
                    978: Ask someone if you can't figure out where to post your article
                    979: .lp \(bu \w'\(bu\ 'u
                    980: Be sure there is a consensus before creating a new newsgroup
                    981: .lp \(bu \w'\(bu\ 'u
                    982: Watch out for newsgroups which have special rules about posting
                    983: .ei
                    984: .lp \(rh \w'\(rh\ 'u
                    985: Writing the Article
                    986: .si
                    987: .lp \(bu \w'\(bu\ 'u
                    988: Write for your audience
                    989: .lp \(bu \w'\(bu\ 'u
                    990: Be clear and concise
                    991: .lp \(bu \w'\(bu\ 'u
                    992: Proofread your article
                    993: .lp \(bu \w'\(bu\ 'u
                    994: Be extra careful with announcements of products or services
                    995: .lp \(bu \w'\(bu\ 'u
                    996: Indicate sarcasm and humor
                    997: .lp \(bu \w'\(bu\ 'u
                    998: Mark postings which spoil surprises
                    999: .lp \(bu \w'\(bu\ 'u
                   1000: Rotate offensive postings
                   1001: .lp \(bu \w'\(bu\ 'u
                   1002: The shorter your signature, the better
                   1003: .ei
                   1004: .ei
                   1005: .pg
                   1006: The USENET can be a great place for us all.
                   1007: Sadly,
                   1008: not enough people are following the customs that have been established
                   1009: to keep the USENET civilized.
                   1010: This document was written to educate all users of the USENET
                   1011: on their responsibilities.
                   1012: Let's clean up the USENET,
                   1013: and turn it into a friendly,
                   1014: helpful community again!
                   1015: .sp
                   1016: .bi Acknowledgements:
                   1017: The writing of this document was inspired by Chuq von Rospach's posting
                   1018: on USENET etiquette,
                   1019: and it draws on previous work by Mark Horton,
                   1020: A. Jeff Offutt,
                   1021: Gene Spafford,
                   1022: and
                   1023: Chuq von Rospach.
                   1024: .bp
                   1025: .hu 1
                   1026: Appendix I.  Answers to Frequently Asked Questions
                   1027: .pg l
                   1028: .i
                   1029: originally from Jerry Schwarz ([email protected])
                   1030: .br
                   1031: modified by Gene Spafford ([email protected])
                   1032: .br
                   1033: modified by Matt Bishop ([email protected])
                   1034: .r
                   1035: .sp
                   1036: .pg
                   1037: This document discusses some items that occur repeatedly on USENET.
                   1038: They frequently are submitted by new users,
                   1039: and result in many followups,
                   1040: sometimes swamping groups for weeks.
                   1041: The purpose of this note is to head off these annoying events
                   1042: by answering some questions
                   1043: and warning about the inevitable consequence of asking others.
                   1044: If you don't like my answers,
                   1045: let me know and I may include revisions in future versions of this note.
                   1046: .nr Qs \w'\0\0.\ 'u
                   1047: .de Lp
                   1048: .lp "\\$1" \\n(Qsu
                   1049: ..
                   1050: .Lp \01.
                   1051: What does
                   1052: .ux
                   1053: stand for?
                   1054: .Lp
                   1055: It is not an acronym,
                   1056: but is a pun on \*(lqMULTICS.\*(rq
                   1057: MULTICS is a large operating system that was being developed shortly before
                   1058: .ux
                   1059: was created.
                   1060: .Lp \02.
                   1061: What is the derivation of \*(lqfoo\*(rq as a filler word?
                   1062: .Lp ""
                   1063: The favorite story is that it comes from \*(lqfubar\*(rq
                   1064: which is an acronym for \*(lqfouled up beyond all recognition,\*(rq
                   1065: which is supposed to be a military term.
                   1066: (Various forms of this exist,
                   1067: \*(lqfouled\*(rq usually being replaced by a stronger word.)
                   1068: \*(lqFoo\*(rq and \*(lqBar\*(rq have the same derivation.
                   1069: .Lp \03.
                   1070: Is a machine at \*(lqfoo\*(rq on the net?
                   1071: .Lp
                   1072: These questions belong in
                   1073: .ng net.news.config
                   1074: if anywhere,
                   1075: but in fact your best bet is usually to phone somebody
                   1076: at \*(lqfoo\*(rq to find out.
                   1077: If you don't know anybody at \*(lqfoo\*(rq you can always try calling
                   1078: and asking for the \*(lqcomputer center.\*(rq
                   1079: Also,
                   1080: see the newsgroup
                   1081: .ng mod.map ,
                   1082: where maps of USENET and the UUCP network are posted regularly.
                   1083: .Lp \04.
                   1084: What does \*(lqrc\*(rq at the end of files like
                   1085: .i .newsrc
                   1086: mean?
                   1087: .Lp
                   1088: According to Dennis Ritchie,
                   1089: \*(lqThe name
                   1090: .i rc
                   1091: comes from RUNCOM, which was the rough equivalent
                   1092: on the MIT CTSS system of what
                   1093: .ux
                   1094: calls shell scripts.  Of course
                   1095: RUNCOM derives from 
                   1096: .i "run commands.\*(rq"
                   1097: .Lp \05.
                   1098: What do \*(lq- (nf)\*(rq and \*(lqOrphaned Response\*(rq in an item's title mean?
                   1099: .Lp
                   1100: It means that the item was created by \*(lqnotefiles,\*(rq
                   1101: an alternative news handling interface that many people prefer.
                   1102: If you want to find out more you can read the
                   1103: .i \*(lqNotesfile
                   1104: System Reference Manual\*(rq or contact
                   1105: .cn uiucdcs!essick .
                   1106: .Lp \06.
                   1107: What does \*(lq:\-)\*(rq mean?
                   1108: .Lp
                   1109: This is the net convention for a \*(lqsmiley face.\*(rq
                   1110: It means that something is being said in jest.
                   1111: If it doesn't look like a smiley face to you,
                   1112: flop your head over to the left and look again.
                   1113: .Lp \07.
                   1114: How do I decrypt jokes in
                   1115: .ng net.jokes ?
                   1116: .Lp
                   1117: The standard cipher used in
                   1118: .ng net.jokes
                   1119: in called \*(lqrot13.\*(rq
                   1120: Each letter is replaced by the letter 13 further along in the alphabet
                   1121: (cycling around at the end).
                   1122: Most systems have a built in command to decrypt such articles;
                   1123: .i readnews (1)
                   1124: and
                   1125: .i vnews (1)
                   1126: have the
                   1127: .qp D
                   1128: command,
                   1129: .i rn (1)
                   1130: (another popular public-domain full screen news reader) has the
                   1131: .qp X
                   1132: or
                   1133: .qc CONTROL-X
                   1134: commands,
                   1135: .i notes (1)
                   1136: has
                   1137: .qp %
                   1138: or
                   1139: .qp R .
                   1140: If your system doesn't have a program to encrypt and decrypt these,
                   1141: you can quickly create a shell script using
                   1142: .i tr (1):
                   1143: .sd c
                   1144: tr A\-Za\-z N\-ZA\-Mn\-za\-m
                   1145: .ed
                   1146: On some versions of
                   1147: .ux ,
                   1148: the
                   1149: .i tr
                   1150: command should be written as:
                   1151: .sd c
                   1152: tr \*(lq[a\-m][n\-z][A\-M][N\-Z]\*(rq \*(lq[n\-z][a\-m][N\-Z][A\-M]\*(rq
                   1153: .ed
                   1154: .Lp \08.
                   1155: .ng net.general :
                   1156: Is John Doe out there anywhere?
                   1157: .Lp
                   1158: I suspect that these items are people looking for freshman roommates
                   1159: that they haven't seen in ten years.
                   1160: If you have some idea where the person is
                   1161: you are usually better off calling the organization.
                   1162: For example,
                   1163: if you call any Bell Labs location and request John Doe's number.
                   1164: They can give it to you even if he works at a different location.
                   1165: If you must try the net,
                   1166: use newsgroup
                   1167: .ng net.net-people ,
                   1168: .i not
                   1169: .ng net.general .
                   1170: .Lp \09.
                   1171: .ng net.math :
                   1172: Proofs that 1 \(eq 0.
                   1173: .Lp
                   1174: Almost everyone has seen one or more of these in high school.
                   1175: They are almost always based on either division by 0
                   1176: or taking the square root of a negative number.
                   1177: .Lp 10.
                   1178: .ng net.games :
                   1179: Where can I get the source for
                   1180: .i empire (6)
                   1181: or
                   1182: .i rogue (6)?
                   1183: .Lp
                   1184: You can't.
                   1185: The authors of these games,
                   1186: as is their right,
                   1187: have chosen not to make the sources available.
                   1188: .Lp 11.
                   1189: .ng net.unix-wizards :
                   1190: How do I remove files with
                   1191: .sm ASCII "" non-
                   1192: characters in their names?
                   1193: .Lp
                   1194: You can try to find a pattern that uniquely identifies the file.
                   1195: This sometimes fails because a peculiarity of some shells is that
                   1196: they strip off the high-order bit of characters in command lines.
                   1197: Next,
                   1198: you can try an \*(lqrm \-i\*(rq, or \*(lqrm \-r\*(rq
                   1199: (see
                   1200: .i rm (1).)
                   1201: Finally,
                   1202: you can mess around with i-node numbers and
                   1203: .i find (1).
                   1204: .Lp 12.
                   1205: .ng net.unix-wizards :
                   1206: There is a bug in the way
                   1207: .ux
                   1208: handles protection for programs that run setuid.
                   1209: .Lp
                   1210: There are indeed problems with the treatment of protection in setuid programs.
                   1211: When this is brought up,
                   1212: suggestions for changes range from implementing a full capability list
                   1213: arrangement to new kernel calls for allowing more control over when
                   1214: the effective id is used and when the real id is used to control accesses.
                   1215: Sooner or later you can expect this to be improved.
                   1216: For now you just have to live with it.
                   1217: .Lp 13.
                   1218: .ng net.women :
                   1219: What do you think about abortion?
                   1220: .Lp
                   1221: Although abortion might appear to be an appropriate topic for
                   1222: .ng net.women ,
                   1223: more heat than light is generated when it is brought up.
                   1224: Since the newsgroup
                   1225: .ng net.abortion
                   1226: has been created,
                   1227: all abortion-related discussion should take place there.
                   1228: .Lp 14.
                   1229: .ng net.singles :
                   1230: What do \*(lqMOTOS,\*(rq
                   1231: \*(lqMOTSS,\*(rq, \*(lqMOTAS\*(rq,
                   1232: and \*(lqSO\*(rq stand for?
                   1233: .Lp
                   1234: Member of the opposite sex,
                   1235: member of the same sex,
                   1236: member of the appropriate sex,
                   1237: and significant other,
                   1238: respectively.
                   1239: .Lp 15
                   1240: .ng net.columbia :
                   1241: Shouldn't this name be changed?
                   1242: .Lp
                   1243: The name was devised to honor the first space shuttle.
                   1244: It was realized at the time the group began that
                   1245: the name would quickly become out of date.
                   1246: The intent was to create a bit of instant nostalgia.
                   1247: .Lp 16.
                   1248: .ng net.columbia :
                   1249: Shouldn't this group be merged with
                   1250: .ng net.space ?
                   1251: No.
                   1252: .ng Net.columbia
                   1253: is for timely news bulletins.
                   1254: .ng Net.space
                   1255: is for discussions.
                   1256: .Lp 17.
                   1257: How do I use the
                   1258: .hf Distribution
                   1259: feature?
                   1260: .Lp
                   1261: When
                   1262: .i postnews (1)
                   1263: prompts you for a distribution,
                   1264: it's asking how widely distributed you want your article.
                   1265: The set of possible replies is different,
                   1266: depending on where you are,
                   1267: but at Bell Labs in Murray Hill,
                   1268: New Jersey,
                   1269: possibilities include:
                   1270: .sd c
                   1271: \!.ta 8n
                   1272: mh3bc1\tlocal to this machine
                   1273: mh\tBell Labs, Murray Hill Branch
                   1274: nj\tall sites in New Jersey
                   1275: btl\tAll Bell Labs machines
                   1276: att\tAll AT&T machines
                   1277: usa\tEverywhere in the USA
                   1278: na\tEverywhere in North America
                   1279: net\tEverywhere on USENET in the world (same as "world")
                   1280: .ed
                   1281: If you hit
                   1282: .qc RETURN ,
                   1283: you'll get the default,
                   1284: which is the first part of the newsgroup name.
                   1285: This default is often not appropriate \-
                   1286: .i please
                   1287: take a moment to think about how far away people are likely
                   1288: to be interested in what you have to say.
                   1289: Used car ads,
                   1290: housing wanted ads,
                   1291: and things for sale other than specialized equipment like computers
                   1292: certainly shouldn't be distributed to Europe and Korea,
                   1293: or even to the next state.
                   1294: .Lp
                   1295: The newsgroup
                   1296: .ng na.forsale
                   1297: exists for postings of sale announcements.
                   1298: Its distribution is limited to North America;
                   1299: posters should restrict this distribution even further,
                   1300: if possible and appropriate.
                   1301: .Lp 18.
                   1302: Why do some people put funny lines
                   1303: (\*(lqbug killers\*(rq)
                   1304: at the beginning of their articles?
                   1305: .Lp
                   1306: Some earlier versions of news had a bug which would drop
                   1307: the first 512 or 1024 bytes of text of certain articles.
                   1308: The bug was triggered whenever the article started with whitespace
                   1309: (a blank or a tab).
                   1310: A fix many people adopted was to begin their articles
                   1311: with a line containing a character other than white space.
                   1312: This gradually evolved into the habit of including amusing first lines.
                   1313: .Lp
                   1314: The original bug has since been fixed in newer version of news,
                   1315: and sites running older versions of news have applied a patch
                   1316: to prevent articles from losing text.
                   1317: The \*(lqbug-killer\*(rq lines are therefore probably no longer needed,
                   1318: but they linger on.
                   1319: .Lp 19.
                   1320: What is the address or phone number of the \*(lqfoo\*(rq company?
                   1321: .Lp
                   1322: Try the white and yellow pages of your phone directory,
                   1323: first;
                   1324: a sales representative will surely know,
                   1325: and if you're a potential customer they will be who you're looking for.
                   1326: Phone books for other cities are usually available in libraries of any size.
                   1327: Whoever buys or recommends things for your company
                   1328: will probably have some buyer's guides or national company directories.
                   1329: Call or visit the reference desk of your library;
                   1330: they have several company and organization directories
                   1331: and many will answer questions like this over the phone.
                   1332: Remember if you only know the city where the company is,
                   1333: you can telephone to find out their full address or a dealer.
                   1334: The network is
                   1335: .i not
                   1336: a free resource,
                   1337: although it may look like that to some people.
                   1338: It is far better to spend a few minutes of your own time
                   1339: researching an answer rather than broadcast
                   1340: your laziness and/or ineptitude to the net.

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