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1.1 ! root 1: SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6) ! 2: ! 3: ! 4: ! 5: NAME ! 6: sex - have sex ! 7: ! 8: SYNOPSIS ! 9: sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ... ! 10: ! 11: DESCRIPTION ! 12: _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci- ! 13: fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they ! 14: are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to ! 15: make things more interesting are as follows: ! 16: ! 17: -1 masturbate ! 18: ! 19: -a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option ! 20: ! 21: -b buggery ! 22: ! 23: -B<animal> ! 24: bestiality with <animal> ! 25: ! 26: -c chocolate sauce option ! 27: ! 28: -C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W) ! 29: ! 30: -d<file> ! 31: get a date with the features described in <file> ! 32: ! 33: -e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net) ! 34: ! 35: -f foreplay option ! 36: ! 37: -F nasal sex with plants ! 38: ! 39: -i coitus interruptus (messy!) ! 40: ! 41: -j jacuzzi option (California sites only) ! 42: ! 43: -l leather option ! 44: ! 45: -m masochism (see -s) ! 46: ! 47: -M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option ! 48: ! 49: -n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program ! 50: kills it) ! 51: ! 52: -o oral option ! 53: ! 54: -O parallel access (orgy) ! 55: ! 56: -p debug option (proposition only) ! 57: ! 58: -P pedophilia (must specify a child process) ! 59: ! 60: ! 61: ! 62: Printed 2/15/87 2/15/87 1 ! 63: ! 64: ! 65: ! 66: ! 67: ! 68: ! 69: SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6) ! 70: ! 71: ! 72: ! 73: -q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am) ! 74: ! 75: -s sadism (target must set -m) ! 76: ! 77: -S sundae option ! 78: ! 79: -v voyeurism (surveys the entire net) ! 80: ! 81: -w whipped cream option ! 82: ! 83: -W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m) ! 84: ! 85: ENVIRONMENT ! 86: LOVERS ! 87: is a list of default partners which will be used if ! 88: none are specified in the command line. If any are ! 89: specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored. ! 90: ! 91: FILES ! 92: /usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality ! 93: ! 94: /usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates ! 95: ! 96: /usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes ! 97: ! 98: /usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment ! 99: ! 100: ! 101: ! 102: BUGS ! 103: ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied. ! 104: ! 105: ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy. ! 106: ! 107: MAN AUTHOR ! 108: Author prefers to be anonymous. ! 109: ! 110: HISTORY ! 111: Oldest program ever.
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