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5: NAME
6: sex - have sex
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8: SYNOPSIS
9: sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ...
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11: DESCRIPTION
12: _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
13: fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they
14: are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to
15: make things more interesting are as follows:
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17: -1 masturbate
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19: -a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
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21: -b buggery
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23: -B<animal>
24: bestiality with <animal>
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26: -c chocolate sauce option
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28: -C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
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30: -d<file>
31: get a date with the features described in <file>
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33: -e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
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35: -f foreplay option
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37: -F nasal sex with plants
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39: -i coitus interruptus (messy!)
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41: -j jacuzzi option (California sites only)
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43: -l leather option
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45: -m masochism (see -s)
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47: -M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
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49: -n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
50: kills it)
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52: -o oral option
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54: -O parallel access (orgy)
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56: -p debug option (proposition only)
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58: -P pedophilia (must specify a child process)
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73: -q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
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75: -s sadism (target must set -m)
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77: -S sundae option
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79: -v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
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81: -w whipped cream option
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83: -W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
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85: ENVIRONMENT
86: LOVERS
87: is a list of default partners which will be used if
88: none are specified in the command line. If any are
89: specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.
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91: FILES
92: /usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality
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94: /usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates
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96: /usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes
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98: /usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment
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102: BUGS
103: ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
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105: ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.
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107: MAN AUTHOR
108: Author prefers to be anonymous.
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110: HISTORY
111: Oldest program ever.
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