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1.1 root 1: ;; Copyright (C) 1985, 1987 Free Software Foundation
2:
3: ;; This file is part of GNU Emacs.
4:
5: ;; GNU Emacs is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
6: ;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY. No author or distributor
7: ;; accepts responsibility to anyone for the consequences of using it
8: ;; or for whether it serves any particular purpose or works at all,
9: ;; unless he says so in writing. Refer to the GNU Emacs General Public
10: ;; License for full details.
11:
12: ;; Everyone is granted permission to copy, modify and redistribute
13: ;; GNU Emacs, but only under the conditions described in the
14: ;; GNU Emacs General Public License. A copy of this license is
15: ;; supposed to have been given to you along with GNU Emacs so you
16: ;; can know your rights and responsibilities. It should be in a
17: ;; file named COPYING. Among other things, the copyright notice
18: ;; and this notice must be preserved on all copies.
19:
20: ; Randomize the seed in the random number generator.
21: (random t)
22:
23: ; Important pinheaddery for GNU Emacs.
24: ; Expects file emacs/etc/yow.lines to be in ITS-style LINS format
25: ; (ie strings terminated by ascii 0 characters. Leading whitespace ignored)
26: ; Everything up to the first \000 is a comment.
27: (defun yow (&optional n interactive)
28: "Return or display a Zippy quotation"
29: (interactive
30: (if current-prefix-arg
31: (list (prefix-numeric-value current-prefix-arg) t)
32: (list nil t)))
33: (if (null yow-vector)
34: (setq yow-vector (snarf-yows)))
35: (cond (n)
36: ((>= (setq n (% (random) (length yow-vector))) 0))
37: (t (setq n (- n))))
38: (let ((yow (aref yow-vector n)))
39: (cond ((not interactive)
40: yow)
41: ((not (string-match "\n" yow))
42: (delete-windows-on (get-buffer-create "*Help*"))
43: (message yow))
44: (t
45: (message "Yow!")
46: (with-output-to-temp-buffer "*Help*"
47: (princ yow))))))
48:
49: (defvar yow-vector nil "Pertinent pinhead statements")
50: (defun snarf-yows (&optional file)
51: (save-excursion
52: (let ((buf (generate-new-buffer " yow"))
53: (result '())
54: (cursor-in-echo-area t))
55: (message "Am I CONSING yet?...")
56: (set-buffer buf)
57: (insert-file-contents (or file
58: (expand-file-name "yow.lines" exec-directory)))
59: (search-forward "\0")
60: (while (progn (skip-chars-forward " \t\n\r\f") (not (eobp)))
61: (let ((beg (point)))
62: (search-forward "\0")
63: (setq result (cons (buffer-substring beg (1- (point)))
64: result))))
65: (kill-buffer buf)
66: (message "I have SEEN the CONSING!!" (length result))
67: (apply 'vector (nreverse result)))))
68:
69: ; Yowza!! Feed zippy quotes to the doctor. Watch results.
70: ; fun, fun, fun. Entertainment for hours...
71: ;
72: ; written by Kayvan Aghaiepour
73:
74: (defun psychoanalyze-pinhead ()
75: "Zippy goes to the analyst."
76: (interactive)
77: (doctor) ; start the psychotherapy
78: (if (null yow-vector)
79: (setq yow-vector (snarf-yows)))
80: (message "")
81: (switch-to-buffer "*doctor*")
82: (sit-for 0)
83: (while (not (input-pending-p))
84: (insert-string (yow))
85: (sit-for 0)
86: (doctor-ret-or-read 1)
87: (doctor-ret-or-read 1)))
88:
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