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1.1     ! root        1: ;; Copyright (C) 1985, 1987 Free Software Foundation
        !             2: 
        !             3: ;; This file is part of GNU Emacs.
        !             4: 
        !             5: ;; GNU Emacs is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
        !             6: ;; it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
        !             7: ;; the Free Software Foundation; either version 1, or (at your option)
        !             8: ;; any later version.
        !             9: 
        !            10: ;; GNU Emacs is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
        !            11: ;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
        !            12: ;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
        !            13: ;; GNU General Public License for more details.
        !            14: 
        !            15: ;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
        !            16: ;; along with GNU Emacs; see the file COPYING.  If not, write to
        !            17: ;; the Free Software Foundation, 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA.
        !            18: 
        !            19: ; Randomize the seed in the random number generator.
        !            20: (random t)
        !            21: 
        !            22: ; Important pinheaddery for GNU Emacs.
        !            23: ; Expects file emacs/etc/yow.lines to be in ITS-style LINS format
        !            24: ;  (ie strings terminated by ascii 0 characters.  Leading whitespace ignored)
        !            25: ; Everything up to the first \000 is a comment.
        !            26: (defun yow (&optional n interactive)
        !            27:   "Return or display a Zippy quotation"
        !            28:   (interactive
        !            29:     (if current-prefix-arg
        !            30:        (list (prefix-numeric-value current-prefix-arg) t)
        !            31:       (list nil t)))
        !            32:   (if (null yow-vector)
        !            33:       (setq yow-vector (snarf-yows)))
        !            34:   (cond (n)
        !            35:        ((>= (setq n (% (random) (length yow-vector))) 0))
        !            36:        (t (setq n (- n))))
        !            37:   (let ((yow (aref yow-vector n)))
        !            38:     (cond ((not interactive)
        !            39:           yow)
        !            40:          ((not (string-match "\n" yow))
        !            41:           (delete-windows-on (get-buffer-create "*Help*"))
        !            42:           (message yow))
        !            43:          (t
        !            44:           (message "Yow!")
        !            45:           (with-output-to-temp-buffer "*Help*"
        !            46:             (princ yow))))))
        !            47: 
        !            48: (defvar yow-vector nil "Pertinent pinhead statements")
        !            49: (defun snarf-yows (&optional file)
        !            50:   (save-excursion
        !            51:     (let ((buf (generate-new-buffer " yow"))
        !            52:          (result '())
        !            53:          (cursor-in-echo-area t))
        !            54:       (message "Am I CONSING yet?...")
        !            55:       (set-buffer buf)
        !            56:       (insert-file-contents (or file
        !            57:                                (expand-file-name "yow.lines" exec-directory)))
        !            58:       (search-forward "\0")
        !            59:       (while (progn (skip-chars-forward " \t\n\r\f") (not (eobp)))
        !            60:        (let ((beg (point)))
        !            61:          (search-forward "\0")
        !            62:          (setq result (cons (buffer-substring beg (1- (point)))
        !            63:                             result))))
        !            64:       (kill-buffer buf)
        !            65:       (message "I have SEEN the CONSING!!" (length result))
        !            66:       (apply 'vector (nreverse result)))))
        !            67: 
        !            68: ; Yowza!! Feed zippy quotes to the doctor. Watch results.
        !            69: ; fun, fun, fun. Entertainment for hours...
        !            70: ;
        !            71: ; written by Kayvan Aghaiepour
        !            72: 
        !            73: (defun psychoanalyze-pinhead ()
        !            74:   "Zippy goes to the analyst."
        !            75:   (interactive)
        !            76:   (doctor)                             ; start the psychotherapy
        !            77:   (if (null yow-vector)
        !            78:       (setq yow-vector (snarf-yows)))
        !            79:   (message "")
        !            80:   (switch-to-buffer "*doctor*")
        !            81:   (sit-for 0)
        !            82:   (while (not (input-pending-p))
        !            83:     (insert-string (yow))
        !            84:     (sit-for 0)
        !            85:     (doctor-ret-or-read 1)
        !            86:     (doctor-ret-or-read 1)))
        !            87: 

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