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1.1 root 1: static char sccsid[] = "@(#)help.c 2.4";
2:
3: #include "cdb.h"
4:
5: long time();
6:
7: /* H E L P */
8:
9: export void Help()
10: {
11: /* need to open `help.text' and print it */
12: system("more /usr/bin/help.text");
13: } /* Help */
14:
15:
16: /* F I N D A N D F I X */
17:
18: export void FindAndFix()
19: {
20: long i, x[2];
21: #define cMsg 5
22:
23: time((long *)x);
24: srand(x[0]+x[1]);
25: i = rand() % cMsg;
26: switch (i) {
27: case 0:
28: printf("Hmm, seems to be in the hardware.\n");
29: break;
30: case 1:
31: printf("Things look good, but you may have a halting problem.\n");
32: break;
33: case 2:
34: printf("No known bugs.\n");
35: break;
36: case 3:
37: printf("Why ask me? It's YOUR program!\n");
38: break;
39: case 4:
40: printf("I can see the problem, but it will do you good to find it yourself.\n");
41: break;
42: } /* switch */
43: } /* FindAndFix */
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