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1.1     ! root        1: The great prince issues commands, founds states, vests families with fiefs.
        !             2: Inferior people should not be employed.
        !             3: 
        !             4: So many times those who have nothing to say
        !             5: cannot be persuaded to remain silent.
        !             6: 
        !             7: To pity is a degree of love.
        !             8: 
        !             9: Love isn't that difficult--if it is,
        !            10: then you are taking yourself too seriously.
        !            11: 
        !            12: A nasty tongue is worse than a wicked hand--don't be destructive.
        !            13: 
        !            14: Waiting in the mud brings about the arrival of the enemy.
        !            15: 
        !            16: You called 529-4431.
        !            17: 
        !            18: If pipes work, go to Le Francais.  Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.
        !            19: 
        !            20: It furthers one to see the great man.
        !            21: 
        !            22: Please insert another quarter and try again.
        !            23: 
        !            24: No mail.
        !            25: 
        !            26: No 7mail.
        !            27: 
        !            28: Why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air?
        !            29: 
        !            30: Receipt being printed...
        !            31: Pull out card and remove money.
        !            32: 
        !            33: Even shadows have shadows.
        !            34: 
        !            35: Yes fish think, but too slowly.
        !            36: 
        !            37: This is much here to excite admiration and perplexity.
        !            38: 
        !            39: Look afar and see the end from the beginning.
        !            40: 
        !            41: Sic transit gloria mundi.
        !            42: 
        !            43: Sic transit Gloria Vanderbilt for Murjani.
        !            44: 
        !            45: Lasciate omni sperenza, ch'entrate.
        !            46: 
        !            47: Lasciate omni sperenza, ch'entrate, and don't forget to wipe your feet.
        !            48: 
        !            49: Computer Science -- solving today's problems tomorrow.
        !            50: 
        !            51: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
        !            52: 
        !            53: Quod nunc?
        !            54: 
        !            55: Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose.
        !            56: 
        !            57: When I hear the word culture, I release the safety on my Browning.
        !            58: 
        !            59: The patient man sits on his thumbs.
        !            60: 
        !            61: The prudent man does not hold his breath.
        !            62: 
        !            63: Yamata wasami shuza.
        !            64: 
        !            65: Hit <enter> to exit.
        !            66: 
        !            67: Let the wookie win.
        !            68: 
        !            69: There is no 'try', only 'do'.
        !            70: 
        !            71: We are what we do; consequently, excellence is not an act but a habit.
        !            72:        Aristotle
        !            73: 
        !            74: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later -- F. Brooks.
        !            75: 
        !            76: Cus error -- bore dumped.
        !            77: 
        !            78: Every why hath a wherefore.
        !            79: 
        !            80: Lest men suspect your tale untrue, Keep probability in view. -- John Gay (1727)
        !            81: 
        !            82: Help me Obiwan Kenobi, you're my only hope.
        !            83: 
        !            84: I see no fortune here.
        !            85: 
        !            86: A little dwarf just walked around a corner, saw you, threw a little
        !            87: axe at you which missed, cursed, and ran away.
        !            88: 
        !            89: You can ask me for anything you like, except time.
        !            90: 
        !            91: You can win friends and influence people.
        !            92: 
        !            93: A dark-haired person will change your life.
        !            94: 
        !            95: You'll be called to a post requiring high ability in handling groups of people.
        !            96: 
        !            97: You have great inner strength.
        !            98: 
        !            99: Look for someone as gay as you are.
        !           100: 
        !           101: You may have to be patient now -- think, listen and heed signs.
        !           102: 
        !           103: Tyger, tyger burning bright,
        !           104: In the shadows of the night.
        !           105: What immortal hand or eye
        !           106: Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
        !           107: Burma Shave
        !           108: 
        !           109: Go to, let us confuse their language, that they may not understand one
        !           110: another's speech. -- Genesis XI,7
        !           111: 
        !           112: This garment inspected by number 17.
        !           113: 
        !           114: You will have mail.
        !           115: 
        !           116: It's coming up.
        !           117: 
        !           118: You may be a bit tired, rest.
        !           119: 
        !           120: It's one o'clock and time for lunch.
        !           121: Dum de dum de dum ...
        !           122: 
        !           123: One of t' flayrods gone out of skew on t' treadle.
        !           124: 
        !           125: You are not expected to understand this.
        !           126: 
        !           127: Can a dog simulate pain, or is it too honest?
        !           128: 
        !           129: This is boring...
        !           130: 
        !           131: Command buffer overflow
        !           132: 
        !           133: On a clear disk you can seek forever.
        !           134: 
        !           135: You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
        !           136: 
        !           137: You are in a maze of twisty little sub-directories, all alike.
        !           138: 
        !           139: Bus error -- core dumped
        !           140: 
        !           141: My hovercraft is full of eels.
        !           142: 
        !           143: The price of meat has just gone up,
        !           144: and your old lady has just gone down...
        !           145: Frank Zappa
        !           146: 
        !           147: Don't eat the yellow snow.
        !           148: 
        !           149: #define putc(c,fp)     (--(fp)->_pc<0 ? (*(fp)->_pt)(c,fp) : (*(fp)->_cp++=c))
        !           150: 
        !           151: How much would you pay for the secrets of the universe?
        !           152: But wait!
        !           153: You also get a combination spaghetti pot and clam steamer.
        !           154: Now how much would you pay?
        !           155: 
        !           156: The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them,
        !           157: but to be indifferent to them,
        !           158: that's the essence of inhumanity.
        !           159: 
        !           160: Do not fog in this office only.
        !           161: 
        !           162: And you may ask yourself, Well...how did I get here?
        !           163: 
        !           164: The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
        !           165: 
        !           166: You can become more assertive in regard to job assignments and co-workers.
        !           167: 
        !           168: Do not judge a man by his actions.
        !           169: 
        !           170: Be sincere--even if you do not mean it.
        !           171: 
        !           172: The thoughts of youth are long, long thoughts.
        !           173: 
        !           174: Lock up your daughters--Avon crawling.
        !           175: 
        !           176: What is valuable is not new, but what is new is not valuable.
        !           177: 
        !           178: If you map out a program, stick to it.
        !           179: 
        !           180: Two things to aim for in life--to get what you want and enjoy it.
        !           181: 
        !           182: Your expectations will be realised.
        !           183: 
        !           184: When the fox preaches, beware of the geese.
        !           185: 
        !           186: If you think you must find someone worthy of your love, you never will.
        !           187: 
        !           188: Every man is a volume, if you know how to read him.
        !           189: 
        !           190: Easier to rule a nation than a son.
        !           191: 
        !           192: You will be answered with good luck.
        !           193: 
        !           194: The near future holds a fine gift contentment.
        !           195: 
        !           196: God helps those who help themselves.
        !           197: 
        !           198: There are many chances in favor of it.
        !           199: 
        !           200: Avoid being jealous of someone you care for.
        !           201: 
        !           202: A company is known by the people it employs.
        !           203: 
        !           204: Wealth awaits you in a land far from your birthplace.
        !           205: 
        !           206: To prosper, step softly on new blades of grass.
        !           207: 
        !           208: You will always be successful in your business or professional career.
        !           209: 
        !           210: Happiness lies ahead.
        !           211: 
        !           212: You have nail.
        !           213: 
        !           214: You will live long and enjoy life.
        !           215: 
        !           216: An early bird catches the worm.
        !           217: 
        !           218: The early worm gets eaten.
        !           219: 
        !           220: Don't be hasty prosperity will knock on U'r door soon.
        !           221: 
        !           222: The eyes believe themselves; the ears believe other people.
        !           223: 
        !           224: Things are looking up in your emotional life.
        !           225: 
        !           226: You are going to have a very comfortable old age.
        !           227: 
        !           228: A delay may work out to your advantage.
        !           229: 
        !           230: Turn your thoughts in another direction.
        !           231: 
        !           232: A friend is better than a dollar.
        !           233: 
        !           234: Your chopsticks will bring U good 4tune & full tummy.
        !           235: 
        !           236: You have an active mind and a keen imagination.
        !           237: 
        !           238: A member of your family will soon do something that will make you proud.
        !           239: 
        !           240: You will receive an inheritance because of your kindness to others.
        !           241: 
        !           242: Success depends upon hard work.
        !           243: 
        !           244: Oil will be discovered in your backyard.
        !           245: 
        !           246: Oil will be discovered in your backyard, and the taxes will bankrupt you.
        !           247: 
        !           248: 71. Failure teaches success.
        !           249: 
        !           250: You may have mail.
        !           251: 
        !           252: You have both the desire and ability to express
        !           253: your many talents and abilities.
        !           254: 
        !           255: You can make a great impression on new acquaintances.
        !           256: 
        !           257: An offer of a change which will prove most important to your future.
        !           258: 
        !           259: The first forty years of life give us the text;
        !           260: the next thirty supply the commentary on it.
        !           261: 
        !           262: All your worries and troubles have gone forever.
        !           263: 
        !           264: Confucius say:
        !           265: All work and no play
        !           266: make one rich.
        !           267: 
        !           268: Your dearest wish will come true.
        !           269: 
        !           270: What is valuable is not new
        !           271: but what is new is not valuable.
        !           272: 
        !           273: You're in the mood to explore new horizons.
        !           274: 
        !           275: Stop searching happiness
        !           276: it's just next to you.
        !           277: 
        !           278: Smattering of everything and a
        !           279: knowledge of nothing.
        !           280: 
        !           281: while: not found
        !           282: 
        !           283: You can't teach ducks to dance.
        !           284: 
        !           285: Gone today, gone tomorrow.
        !           286: 
        !           287: Whiskey is just God's way of making sure the Irish never rule the world.
        !           288: 
        !           289: Whatever you have lost will be found but not for a while.
        !           290: 
        !           291: You will receive a legacy which will place you above want.
        !           292: 
        !           293: In times of difficulty we must not lose sight of our achievements,
        !           294: must see the bright future and must pluck up our courage.  -- Mao Tse-Tung
        !           295: 
        !           296: What we need is an enthusiastic but calm state of mind and
        !           297: intense but orderly work. -- Mao Tse-Tung
        !           298: 
        !           299: The thing you fear most will happen sooner than you'd like.
        !           300: 
        !           301: Problems worthy of attack
        !           302: Prove their worth by hitting back.  -- Piet Hein
        !           303: 
        !           304: Naive you are
        !           305: If you believe
        !           306: Life favours those
        !           307: Who aren't naive.
        !           308: 
        !           309: You have m.
        !           310: 
        !           311: why not: found
        !           312: 
        !           313: Core error -- bus dumped.
        !           314: 
        !           315: A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
        !           316: 
        !           317: If people listened to themselves more often, they'd talk less.
        !           318: 
        !           319: Today's newspapers will be wrapping tomorrow's fish.
        !           320: 
        !           321: Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darueber muss man schweigen. -- Wittgenstein
        !           322: 
        !           323: The rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated.
        !           324: 
        !           325: I work--other people call it art.
        !           326: 
        !           327: Chinese poets talk Chinese, but what do they say?
        !           328: 
        !           329: I feel discomfort, therefore I am alive.
        !           330: 
        !           331: Your silliness has been noted.
        !           332: 
        !           333: Tell me, tell me... tell me about subscriber trunk switching.
        !           334: 
        !           335: )"%$#[[*!): missing '^' in asynchronous pipe indirection
        !           336: 
        !           337: Your mind is creative, original, and alert.
        !           338: 
        !           339: Prosimy nie zdusic dziecko!
        !           340: 
        !           341: Somebody sure cut thu that fence, aright.
        !           342: 
        !           343: Hah!
        !           344: 
        !           345: To an expert there are few possibilities, but to a beginner there are many.
        !           346: 
        !           347: Please fasten seat belts.
        !           348: 
        !           349: dog: /usr/stuff: no such file or directory
        !           350: 
        !           351: A knife with no blade for which there is no handle.
        !           352: 
        !           353: Between today and this date next year you will grow older.
        !           354: 
        !           355: It will mark the start of a lucky phase in your life.
        !           356: 
        !           357: New exclusive opportunities will be presented to you.
        !           358: 
        !           359: Successful business operations and affections rewarded.
        !           360: 
        !           361: You have to struggle to convince her.  Be patient.  Success lies ahead.
        !           362: 
        !           363: This person is serious and true and deserves to be respected.
        !           364: 
        !           365: To see once is better than to hear a dozen times.
        !           366: 
        !           367: Horn works--try your lights.
        !           368: 
        !           369: ...and there was Hermann Hesse, sitting right in front of me, smoking a pipe!
        !           370: 
        !           371: Many common beginner "errors" are not considered errors by the system; they
        !           372: just invoke hitherto unexplored features of the language.
        !           373: 
        !           374: A closed mouth gathers no foot.
        !           375: 
        !           376: May the Force be with you.
        !           377: 
        !           378: May the Farce be with you.
        !           379: 
        !           380: One man's constant is another man's variable.
        !           381: 
        !           382: Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semi-colons.
        !           383: 
        !           384: It is easier to write an incorrect program than to understand a correct one.
        !           385: 
        !           386: Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.
        !           387: 
        !           388: A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.
        !           389: 
        !           390: But who will drive the tanker?
        !           391: 
        !           392: To kidnap a kzin is probably a mistake..
        !           393: 
        !           394: It's hard to fix something when it's working.
        !           395: 
        !           396: Kiss your lover today.
        !           397: 
        !           398: Have you hugged your sweetie today?
        !           399: 
        !           400: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
        !           401: That's not funny!
        !           402: 
        !           403: de gustibus non est disputandum
        !           404: 
        !           405: perfidium est bono
        !           406: 
        !           407: Some men are discovered; others are found out.
        !           408: 
        !           409: Words must be weighed, not counted.
        !           410: 
        !           411: By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
        !           412: 
        !           413: He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT.
        !           414: 
        !           415: You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
        !           416: 
        !           417: Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
        !           418: 
        !           419: Words are the voice of the heart.
        !           420: 
        !           421: Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.
        !           422: 
        !           423: A king's castle is his home.
        !           424: 
        !           425: He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
        !           426: 
        !           427: The universe is laughing behind your back.
        !           428: 
        !           429: The best prophet of the future is the past.
        !           430: 
        !           431: It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
        !           432: 
        !           433: Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
        !           434: 
        !           435: Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
        !           436: 
        !           437: Money may buy friendship but money can not buy love.
        !           438: 
        !           439: Might as well be frank, monsieur.
        !           440: It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca.
        !           441: 
        !           442: Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
        !           443: 
        !           444: Many pages make a thick book.
        !           445: 
        !           446: Every purchase has its price.
        !           447: 
        !           448: Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
        !           449: 
        !           450: You will step on the night soil of many countries.
        !           451: 
        !           452: Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference.
        !           453: 
        !           454: He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along rowboat
        !           455: when going on cruise.
        !           456: 
        !           457: Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
        !           458: 
        !           459: If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
        !           460: 
        !           461: The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad.
        !           462: 
        !           463: Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
        !           464: 
        !           465: A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds.
        !           466: 
        !           467: A good memory does not equal pale ink.
        !           468: 
        !           469: How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
        !           470: 
        !           471: You dialed 5483
        !           472: 
        !           473: It's later than you think.
        !           474: 
        !           475: Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
        !           476: 
        !           477: It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.
        !           478: 
        !           479: Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
        !           480: 
        !           481: Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
        !           482: 
        !           483: Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
        !           484: 
        !           485: Let not the sands of time get into your lunch.
        !           486: 
        !           487: The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
        !           488: 
        !           489: Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
        !           490: 
        !           491: Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
        !           492: 
        !           493: Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.
        !           494: 
        !           495: To criticize the incompetent is easy;
        !           496: it is more difficult to criticize the competent.
        !           497: 
        !           498: He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
        !           499: 
        !           500: Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
        !           501: 
        !           502: Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.
        !           503: 
        !           504: You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
        !           505: 
        !           506: As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.
        !           507: 
        !           508: One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
        !           509: 
        !           510: Crazee Edeee,  his prices are INSANE!!!
        !           511: 
        !           512: It is better to wear out than to rust out.
        !           513: 
        !           514: When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
        !           515: 
        !           516: The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
        !           517: 
        !           518: It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
        !           519: 
        !           520: How you look depends on where you go.
        !           521: 
        !           522: A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
        !           523: 
        !           524: A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
        !           525: 
        !           526: Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
        !           527: 
        !           528: Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
        !           529: 
        !           530: Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
        !           531: 
        !           532: People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
        !           533: 
        !           534: A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
        !           535: 
        !           536: Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses.
        !           537: 
        !           538: Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
        !           539: 
        !           540: Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
        !           541: 
        !           542: You have mail.
        !           543: 
        !           544: His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
        !           545: 
        !           546: Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
        !           547: 
        !           548: Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
        !           549: 
        !           550: With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
        !           551: 
        !           552: He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.
        !           553: 
        !           554: Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
        !           555: 
        !           556: Today is the last day of your life so far.
        !           557: 
        !           558: Flee at once, all is discovered.
        !           559: 
        !           560: Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
        !           561: 
        !           562: Go directly to jail.  Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
        !           563: 
        !           564: For a good time, call 836-3100.
        !           565: 
        !           566: Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
        !           567: 
        !           568: Those who can, do; those who can't, write.
        !           569: Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.
        !           570: 
        !           571: God does not play dice.
        !           572: 
        !           573: This fortune is inoperative.  Please try another.
        !           574: 
        !           575: Laugh, and the world ignores you.  Crying doesn't help either.
        !           576: 
        !           577: No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
        !           578: 
        !           579: You will feel hungry again in another hour.
        !           580: 
        !           581: You now have Asian Flu.
        !           582: 
        !           583: God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
        !           584: 
        !           585: Disk crisis, please clean up!
        !           586: 
        !           587: You auto buy now.
        !           588: 
        !           589: Many are called, few are chosen.  Fewer still get to do the choosing.
        !           590: 
        !           591: Try the Moo Shu Pork.  It is especially good today.
        !           592: 
        !           593: Many are cold, but few are frozen.
        !           594: 
        !           595: The early worm gets the bird.
        !           596: 
        !           597: He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
        !           598: 
        !           599: Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
        !           600: 
        !           601: The future isn't what it used to be. (It never was.)
        !           602: 
        !           603: Can't open /usr/games/lib/fortunes.
        !           604: 
        !           605: If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.
        !           606: 
        !           607: It is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost.
        !           608: 
        !           609: A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance from Sam.
        !           610: 
        !           611: Disk crunch - please clean up.
        !           612: 
        !           613: General Meeting at 4pm in Conference Room 2
        !           614: 
        !           615: I will never lie to you.
        !           616: 
        !           617: Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain.
        !           618: 
        !           619: Your computer account is overdrawn.  Please reauthorize.
        !           620: 
        !           621: 1 bulls, 3 cows
        !           622: 
        !           623: It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
        !           624: 
        !           625: Waste not, get your budget cut next year.
        !           626: 
        !           627: Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
        !           628: 
        !           629: Snow Day - stay home.
        !           630: 
        !           631: Save gas, don't eat beans.
        !           632: 
        !           633: All that glitters has a high refractive index.
        !           634: 
        !           635: Ignore previous fortune.
        !           636: 
        !           637: When in doubt, lead trump.
        !           638: 
        !           639: 23. ...  r-q1
        !           640: 
        !           641: unix soit qui mal y pense
        !           642: 
        !           643: Even a cabbage may look at a king.
        !           644: 
        !           645: Honi soit la vache qui rit.
        !           646: 
        !           647: No directory
        !           648: 
        !           649: One COHERENT System - it works.
        !           650: 
        !           651: One UNIX System - it sometimes works.
        !           652: 
        !           653: * COHERENT is a Trademark of Mark Williams.
        !           654: 
        !           655: * UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories.
        !           656: 
        !           657: chess tonight
        !           658: 
        !           659: External Security:
        !           660: 
        !           661: Peter's hungry, time to eat lunch.
        !           662: 
        !           663: MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING
        !           664: 
        !           665: A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
        !           666: 
        !           667: IOT trap -- core dumped
        !           668: 
        !           669: IOT trap -- mos dumped
        !           670: 
        !           671: /usr/news/gotcha
        !           672: 
        !           673: Rotten wood can not be carved - Confucius (Analects, Book 5, Ch. 9)
        !           674: 
        !           675: System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing.
        !           676: 
        !           677: : is not an identifier
        !           678: 
        !           679: Quantity is no substitute for quality, but its the only one we've got.
        !           680: 
        !           681: Those who can do, those who can't, write.
        !           682: 
        !           683: The more things change, the more they'll never be the same again.
        !           684: 
        !           685: New crypt. See /usr/news/crypt.
        !           686: 
        !           687: You might have mail.
        !           688: 
        !           689: You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME
        !           690: 
        !           691: To him that can take all you have, give what he asks.
        !           692: 
        !           693: Think much, speak little, write less.
        !           694: 
        !           695: It's hard to fix something when it's working.
        !           696: 
        !           697: A runaway nun never speaks well of her convent.
        !           698: 
        !           699: Contact has been made.
        !           700: 
        !           701: Half a brain is enough for him who says little.
        !           702: 
        !           703: He that is a donkey and believes himself a deer
        !           704: finds out his mistake at the leaping of the ditch.
        !           705: 
        !           706: I declare the dawning of a new golden age of prosperity.
        !           707: 
        !           708: If one is not extremely careful,
        !           709: somebody may come up from behind and strike him.
        !           710: Misfortune.
        !           711: 
        !           712: Let them eat cookies.
        !           713: 
        !           714: Misfortune.
        !           715: 
        !           716: Mud is slipping through the intake valve.
        !           717: 
        !           718: Never let people see the bottom of your purse nor the back of your mind.
        !           719: 
        !           720: Teaching a pig to sing wastes your time and only annoys the pig.
        !           721: 
        !           722: To err is human/The air is humid.
        !           723: 
        !           724: You are contemplating some action which will bring credit upon you.
        !           725: 
        !           726: You are contemplating some action which will bring creditors upon you.
        !           727: 
        !           728: You are contemplative and analytical by nature.
        !           729: 
        !           730: You incompentent lice; you mindless crawling dogs.
        !           731: 
        !           732: You man have to be patient now -- think, listen and heed signs.
        !           733: 
        !           734: Your last gessage was mighly harbled.
        !           735: 
        !           736: God is real, unless declared integer.
        !           737: 
        !           738: Information is not knowledge, knowledge is not wisdom, wisdom is not
        !           739: truth, truth is not beauty, beauty is not love, love is not music.
        !           740: Music is the best.
        !           741: 
        !           742: Sometimes when you fill a vacuum, it still sucks.  -- Dennis Ritchie
        !           743: 

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