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1.1 root 1: #include <stdio.h>
2:
3: char *line[500] = {
4: "Thank you",
5: "I'm greatly in your debt",
6: "My gratitude overflows",
7: "Words cannot express my thanks",
8: "I am touched by your thoughtfulness",
9: "Gracias",
10: "Profoundest Gratitude",
11: "Vielen Dank",
12: "Merci",
13: "wanna buy a plant?",
14: "We lie under your obligation",
15: "I will never forget your kind action",
16: "Gramercy",
17: "Much Obliged",
18: "Wherever did you find it?",
19: "I used to play with one of those in my highchair",
20: "Didn't you save the receipt?",
21: "Why, this is the one I gave you last year",
22: "Why, this is just like the one you gave me last year",
23: "Oh my, I could never sleep in something like that",
24: "You must have spent hours sewing all those eyes on the ends of its tentacles",
25: 0 };
26:
27: main()
28: {
29: register char * l;
30: long t;
31: int n, i;
32:
33: time(&t);
34: srand(getpid() + (int)((t>>16) + t));
35: for( n=0; line[n]; ++n ) { ; }
36: for(;;) {
37: i = rand();
38: i = (i/32768.)*n;
39: if( i==n ) i = n-1;
40: else if( i>n || i<0 ) fprintf( stderr, "bad rand: %d", i );
41: printf( "%s!\n", line[i] );
42: }
43: }
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