Interpress/Xerox/1.0 fjXeroxXC82-0-0 Modern-BoldXeroxXC82-0-0Vintage-PrintwheelXeroxXC82-0-0Modern-Bold-Italicakj(-(Cjokes Mon Mar 4 14:42:22 1985 Page 1, line 1(,8A/***** rocksanne:net.jokes / reed!suki / 9:09 pm Feb 2, 1985*/(+H$Q. Why do elephants have flat feet?(*XA. From jumping out of trees.()h;Q. Why shouldn't you go into the jungle between 3 and 4 in((the afternoon?((Q. What did Tarzan say when he walked into the restaurant and(!saw an elephant tending bar?( /A. "I didn't know the giraffe sold the place."( ;Q. How can you tell if there's an elephant in the elevator( with you?(,A. You can smell the peanuts on his breath.(8Q. How can you tell if there's been an elephant in your(8 refrigerator?(H&A. There are footprints in the pizza.(X9Q. Why did the elephants quit their jobs at the factory?(h+A. They were tired of working for peanuts.(x&Q. Why don't elephants like martinis?(Q. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could( chuck wood?(0;A. These are elephant jokes. You want woodchuck jokes, go(somewhere else.(Ȋ Arghhhhh...(P-- (؊/* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *(`/Monica Nosek Reed College, Portland, OR( "Double it!"kg